I-CO I-CO! - a GDPR song

My data and your data? Oh don't you take a flyer!
Heed the GDPR now, or you could draw the I-CO's ire!
Talkin' bout fines now (fines now!), fines now (fines now!)
I-CO I-CO one day! (woah!)
Personal data, keep it safe, personal data, hey!

Check out the data, why and how? I-CO has more power!
So make sure your processing's all allowed, personal data, ow!
Talkin' bout data (data!), data (data!)
I-CO I-CO one day! (woah!)
Personal data, keep it safe, personal data, hey!

Think accountability, document it all
Keep your compliance evidence, in case the I-CO comes to call!
Talkin' bout dawn raid (dawn raid!), dawn raid (dawn raid!)
I-CO I-CO one day! (woah!)
Personal data, keep it safe, personal data, hey!

[Chorus to repeat and fade as I couldn't face doing more verses]
Talkin' bout data (data!), data (data!)
I-CO I-CO one day! (woah!)
Data protection's here to stay, data protection, hey!

Lyrics © Kuan Hon licensed under Creative Commons CC-BY